**Stories of a sarcastic and combative girl**
You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. You’ll be okay. Even if you don’t feel okay all the time.Louis CK (via therealmeighan)therealmeighan
Fashion To Figure
Feeling Spring today…. with Clementine Desseaux
It’s the disconnect of being trained since birth to look a certain way, only to have dudes turn around and go, “Don’t you know we hate all that stuff on your face?” Like it was our idea! Like women collectively woke up one day and thought, “Wouldn’t it be awesome to slap a bunch of chemicals and dyes on our faces every morning from now on?”
We’ve got a multi-billion dollar industry doing their best to remind us daily that we need what they’re selling, so don’t act all befuddled about where we got the idea that we looked better this way. Plus, it’s not like men don’t still expect us to look beautiful. They just don’t want us cheating with cosmetics. Hope your face is naturally flawless!
And while we’re talking, don’t you ladies know how annoying it is that you’re all hung up on your weight? Sure, we expect you to have a great body. But don’t be one of those lame girls who orders salads on a date. We like to see you eat!
Most of the time, when men say they prefer “natural beauty,” they don’t mean that they’re ready for us to start leaving the house the way we roll out of bed in the morning. They mean that they want us to look perfect without appearing to try.
Basically, it’s a trap.
(via boehner-trollololll)Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand
I would truly like to apologize to our families, my family and the community. No pictures should have been sent around, let alone even taken. That’s all sir.
I know there’s someone else he should be apologizing to, but I just can’t put my finger on it. Give me a minute, I’m sure it’ll come to be eventually…
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!
(via lyrabelacqua)GET RAD.
is she brushing his hair with a fork or
dude it’s a dinglehopper. educate yourself.
AND THIS HERE IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLRºoº
One of my biggest pet peeves!!from dirty paws and the creatures of snow
Salma Hayek at the 85th Academy Awards
wow!fish swim. even black ones.
What do stars do? Shine.
notes found in the girls bathroom on my campus
Maybe I’ll make a few to leave in the men’s bathrooms.
No seriously America, read this.
I love Jackson Katz. His movies are the best.
Jenny Packham RTW Fall 2013
All of them. Want…Need…
(via elliegreen)Suicide Blonde
A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.
A BEST FRIEND FOREVER WILL TAKE PICTURES OF YOU RIPPING INTO A BITCH.
Gurl deserved that ass whippin. Straight up.
She shoulda known to keep her mouth shut…
That little broad deserved every bit of that ass kicking.
I loved the ” OH” ” Okay!” Like ” She said that shit? Handle that”
ANd can I say I cheered ESPECIALLY cause it irked my soul it was a lil white girl telling a poor Hawaiian girl going through ALL OF THE THINGS about how she should Hula?
will always reblog.
Lilo and Stitch is vastly underrated.
(Source: bolinss)Tick tock. That's the plot